How to hide one beer from parents?

Okay before you say anything It's not that I am underage (I live in Europe, so It is actually legal for someone my age to drink beer) But I come from the US so, at home it isn't legal.. I am 17.. But we had a party yesterday and we have tons of beer in the fridge if i took 5 they wouldn't notice! I am taking one and I just want to know tips on how to hide it? Like the smell ect.. I have never drank before so... Oh and Will i get tipsy? I just want to taste it... I weigh like 120 and i am like 5'7? And before you say anything about my weight Yeah I know I am small , and I don't really care if you don't believe me or think I am lying . oh and my mom won't be home till 4 possibly 5. and My dad is on a business trip on the other side of Germany.